Goals for 2016

IT’S IN THE WORLD NOW, WARREN, YOU CAN’T PRETEND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

  • complete the remedial schoolgirl package
    • buy a jump rope, learn to jump rope (jump continuously for thirty seconds)
    • learn to do a cartwheel successfully
  • exercise for half an hour 104 times
  • take self defense course
    • (the one on my campus is called Rape Aggression Defense which… seems really intense to me? couldn’t we call it repelling muggers 101? gonna ask the class leader from security about it)
  • update blog 25 times
  • have an article accepted for publication
  • apply for promotion
  • finish wedding albums and thank you cards
    • okay this may look funny but seriously it might take me all bloody year to do it
  • eat an entire cheesecake

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